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SureSlim: “We are not a Cult?”


This a line from the owner of SureSlim.  See the full article here:  Big Losers in SureSlim row head to court

What’s wrong with this picture?

The franchise started in Australia (it is now in receivorship).

They moved to New Zealand and started selling franchises there, now 17 of 21 franchises they sold have failed.

How about a “royalty and marketing fee”  of 29%!!!!  Let’s do the math.  Assuming one’s business is at the top of the food chain and one of high profit, say 50% markup before payroll, overhead and taxes.  You make $50.00 USD.  It costs you $50 to deliver the goods and services (this is way over the top folks!). Now you pay your royalty fee of $29.00 to corporate?  You have yet to pay taxes!  Are the people that bought these pink elephants really that stupid! (I’m not letting the owners off the hook here, but for all the promises in the world, I’m not giving some gypsy who sells snake oil a 29% gross profit for the rest of my days!)  So, even if you’re a genius and you’re making 50 cents on the dollar, that only leaves you with a Net Profit before taxes of 21%!  No accountant in their right mind would ever approve a business model like that!  After suffering through a year of that, I’d make the franchisor put up my family, feed my kids until he let me out of the contract.  If that’s a cult, then so be it!

The governments of the US, Australia, New Zealand, the UK, Canda and others cannot and will not be bothered to keep this from happening!  They don’t want to hear about it, which is why the FTC took over the reins in the 80s during the Reagan administration.  Now it just goes to arbitration.  The rich and the scheming are all in bed together.  They will fleece you, piece you and hang you in the rafters if you are so naive to believe the gypsies and con men who call themselves “franchisors”.  And when their best friends are bankers, mortgage criminals from Fannie Mae & Freddie Mac, would you expect anything less?  Who do you think funds these stupid ventures?  Securitizing  franchising loans is a hot investment area now that real estate is worthless.

A word to those who are entertaining any type of franchise:  Ask two lawyers, an accountant, your wife and anybody else who has a brain at least three times whether buying a franchise is a good thing.  And don’t do it unless you have a 100% majority “YES!”.  In essence, stay the hell away from franchising.  Stop the bleeding.

Bloody

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Midas Finally goes Bankrupt in Australia


Why do they go overseas to sell what they cannot here?  Because there are no franchise laws protecting the little guy!

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To “Churn” is to wealth as “franchisee” is to ruin


churn [churn] noun

1.

a container or machine seemingly legitimate business venture in which cream or milk franchisee is agitated to make butter create more fake wealth.

2.

any of various containers or machines seemingly legitimate businesses vehicles similar in shape or action to a legitimate business butter churn, as a device for agitating franchisees mixing beverages.

3.

British. a large milk can unregulated marketplace.

4.

an act of churning stocks marks (naïve blokes) by a franchisor stockbroker.

–verb (used with object)

5.

to agitate in order to make into butter drive out of business: to churn cream franchises.

6.

to make (butter) room for more marks by the agitation of cream existing franchisees.

7.

to shake or agitate with violence or continued motion: The storm franchisor churned the sea franchises (chum).

8.

(of a stockbroker franchisor) to trade discount/devalue/distress (a customer’s franchisee’s  securities investment, retirement, savings, 401K [livelihood]) excessively (often to ruin) in order to earn more in commissions.

–verb (used without object)

9.

to operate a churn franchise.

12.

churn out, to produce mechanically, hurriedly, or routinely drive a franchisee into ruin in an unconscionable manner: He was hired to churn create revenue by selling out verses marks for greeting cards franchisors.

Prese release proposing CHURNING as guarantee!

Midas – the king of CHURN in Australia ending up in a franchisee suicide – truly bloody

Why have 1 successful franchisee when 2 failures add up to more!  You do the math!

Whether it’s intended failure or predatory behavior – the franchisee never wins

denial from the Franchise Council of Australia that it exists!

Victims of multiple franchises discuss how they were churned!

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